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Yuna Leonhart

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That would be a good idea :smile:

And don't worry, I won't wear a hula skirt on our wedding... at least not until we're alone at home :wink:
 

Sgt Floyd

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Haha ok XD

Voice (That both can hear): Aw, how sweet, preparing for your wedding...not if I can help it...

*suddenly his bracelet explodes*

*squeak*

@_@
 

Yuna Leonhart

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Oh sh** O_O

*look at Johnny*
Don't you just hate disembodied voices?

*clench my fists*
But we will get married, no one can stop us.
 

Sgt Floyd

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Voice: Oh really? I'm stronger than you could ever imagine. And every time Johnny gets upset, or angry, I get stronger and he slips further into darkness. It's a win win. And I gave him the ability to drink human blood. I'm not all bad.
 

Yuna Leonhart

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Grr...

*take Johnny's hand*
He won't, I'll make sure of that. I will do everything to defeat you!
 

Sgt Floyd

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*whimpers and clings to Yuna*

Voice: Looks like Mr. Big Bad Bat Demon isn't so big and bad after all. Maybe he just needs some prompting...

*a confused, very scared looking, and tied up human appears in a burst of black smoke*

Voice: Here...drink...you'll like it...
 

Sgt Floyd

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*doesn't fall asleep*

Voice: HAha! Do you think your weak spells can affect him while I'm here "protecting" him? I'm tired of bat demons backing out of their end of the bargain. I'm taking what's mine. That necklace protects him only so much, but it's not strong enough to counter direct intervention. Do it! You know you want to!

*squeak* N-no...

Voice: I've been trying to be nice. Now do it!

No! I'm not going to drink the blood OUT of a human!

Voice: Fine...we can do this the hard way!

*suddenly it seems like he is fighting to maintain control of his body*

NO! I might be able to live with the fact that I need to drink human blood, but I am NOT drinking it from a living person!
 
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