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Sgt Floyd

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*in bat language, in sleep*

Mommy...

*claws twitch*

Why is Jake acting like that?
 

Sgt Floyd

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21st birthday? He's OLD...

*squeaks*

REALLY? We can live that long? I can't even count that high...
 

Yuna Leonhart

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*quietly*
What the heck is he talking about?

*contemplate whether or not I should wake him*
 

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Skull: Dont you love me?

I used to. I used to love you Aremedius. But then you teamed up with my sister, and you loved her instead. I didn't want to, but I THOUGHT I killed you. So you have some nerve to just enter my house, and ask for forgiveness. Youre lucky that you've managed to set foot in my spare room.

Skull: I had no idea I hurt you so much.

You thought leaving me for my sister wasn't going to hurt me?

Skull: But I love you...

Im sorry, but your time its up... Ive found someone else to love, and youre not him.
 

Yuna Leonhart

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*tilt head, wondering if he's dreaming of a childhood memory*

*place a hand on his shoulder*
Johnny? Wake up.
 

Sgt Floyd

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Why doesn't it happen to everyone?

*twitch*

Will it happen to me?

*twitch*

*eyes pop open, back to being green*

*turns back to normal in appearance*
 
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