The Creature Calamity Club

[Misskermie]

*smiles*
Just because it's only alluminium, doesn't mean it doesn't hurt.

 

[Hubert]

And while I'm talking to you, do you have any idea what occurred at my apartment between last night and now? I've been living in the cabin due to an incident that happened recently, and I just came to check on things to find my door broken down and my apartment flooded. It seems like some kind of natural disaster happened there.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Haha. You gotta promise to not turn any female fan into a toad though

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Aw, I was hoping I could

*cheeky grin*
Can I at least turn the stalker-ish girls into toads?

 

[Misskermie]

WHAT?
Someone destroyed your apartment?
I haven't the foggiest idea...
Do you have any idea who?
I will totally track this guy down!
I'll get Kat and Luke to help me!

 

[Hubert]

Well, I have a feeling it's because of the reason I've been at the cabin. A few nights ago, some guy at a restaurant suspected I was a werewolf, attacked me, stole my belt, and tried to reveal me. I got away, and then found a note that he was stalking me. So I retreated to the cabin. I wonder if he might be the person who destroyed it, but I have no idea. Thought maybe you heard something sine we live relatively close to each other.

And who's Kat and Luke?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

No, Yuna. That's not nice

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Oh okay
... Even those who stalk you when we both share an intimate moment?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Ok, maybe those you can

 

[Misskermie]

Sheesh...
Why do people just up and do nutso stuff like that...?


OH! You haven't met Luke and Kat! Luke is my son, and Kat is his girlfriend.
KAT! LUKE! I WANT YOU TO MEET SOMEONE!


*Kat and Luke come to the door*


Luke: Uhhhh... Who...?



He's invisible.


Luke: Mom, there's no such thing as imaginary friends.