The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

Oh, and, um, I talked with your aunt a little about demon weddings.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

.....and?

*blink blink*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Well, demon weddings are similar to human weddings, only demons share blood - as in cutting themselves and touching the cut together - instead of kissing. And males usually acquire a physical trait of the female.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*blink blink*

Ew...O_0

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Well, I'd prefer kissing over cutting...

*attempt to lighten the mood*
But look at it that way, maybe you can grow angel wings then.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Well...do we HAVE to do it that way? It's not like we live in a forest somewhere away from civilization...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Like I said, I prefer kissing over cutting. I just thought you should know. Personally, I'd rather go with my suggestion to be in demon form when the wedding starts and then turn human by the time we kiss.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I guess...thinking about it...if that's a demons only way of getting married, how are other demons gonna know? They get a trait of the other one. I guess that's the whole blood thing. I hope.

Heh...I might get blue eyes instead of wings

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Well, your aunt said that the male demon acquirng a physical trait of the female is a proof that he's married. I think you could say it's the bat demon equivalent of wedding rings.

Or you'll have one green eye and one blue eye

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Well then, if we have wedding rings, then I don't need any traits

And people are sure to think something is up if my eyes are two different colors