The Creature Calamity Club

[Hubert]

No Yuna, the song was from Fraggle Rock.

And the bagels had nothing to do with the song! I always do that!

 

[Misskermie]

Yes. And you're still buying me more.

*Twitches*

I NEED Medicine!@!@!@!@!@

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

My mistake. I was thinking of The Little Mermaid song when I said we should live in harmony

 

[Hubert]

*to Jaz*

I've been trying to buy you more for a long time, but when I try, Sarge things I'm buying them for myself and drags me out of the store...so have him/her get your bagels.

 

[Misskermie]

*Head spins again*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I would get your head fixed. I don't think it should be spinning like that

 

[Misskermie]

I don't know WHY it's spinning like that.

*Head pops off revealing little alien remote controlling An imposter Jaz*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

I guess that explains the spinning.

 

[Misskermie]

Alien: Uhhhhh... I can explain that...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*picks up alien with telekinesis*

Were you the one who put human blood in my coffee this morning?