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The Creature Calamity Club

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Spider: How did you even find your way here? No animals go into these parts of the woods.

*squeak* O_O

Spider: It's such a shame you managed to find your way here...now I can't let you go......ATTACK!

*hoards of spiders the size of cats, dogs, cows, and elephants flood into area*

*Squeak* O_O
 

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*frightend, high-pitched squeak* O_O

*attack those giant spiders in panic with my spells*
 

Sgt Floyd

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*lights body on fire and just hammers them with fireballs*

*the spiders one by one shrivel up and die*
 

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Spider: ENOUGH! RETREAT!

*the remaining spiders run for their lives*

Spider: You KILLED my family...
 

Yuna Leonhart

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*think Reminds me of what Mister Stinky said...*

*hysterical*
They attacked first!
 

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Spider: I never met anyone so strong...hm...well, I was going to eat you, but since you wiped out half of my children, I think I have a better fate...*shoots web at the two of them, gluing them to the web*
 

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*only manage to let out a gasp before we're glued to the web*

*think I don't like this...*
 

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**Why do I have a feeling I know where this is going?**

*the spider walks over to one of the hikers and wraps them up completely, like a cocoon. The other ones looks really freaked out*
 
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