The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

*think And when did he buy his coat?*

*get up and put a dressing gown on*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

(the werewolf incident )

*comes back up wearing the rubber gloves*
*grabs coat*

*opens vortex*

Ok....ready to see the horrors of what lurks in my coat pockets?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

(Ah yes, I forgot you bought a new coat after the incident )

*nod*
Ready as I'll ever be

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I'll start with a pocket that I know whats in there

*reaches into one pocket pulls out a mass of chewed gum that seems to have been fused with the empty wrappers*

Maybe it's a good thing I stopped chewing gum...

*tosses it in the vortex*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

I don't know if I should be worried or not if we find something living in your pockets o__O

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*digs through another pocket and just pulls out papers and wrappers of things*

Ok...that one wasn't bad...

*goes through another one and finds a knife Jaz gave him, and more assorted trash*

*checks another one*
......whatever was in this one seems to have coagulated...*pulls out a mysterious mass of a gelatinous but somewhat runny substance*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*stare at the substance*
What the *beep* is that? O_O

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I hope it used to be a candy bar...O_O

*disposes of it*

*pulls out more trash from various pockets*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*just watch him pulling out the trash, wondering how much could fit in the pockets anyway*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*pulls out some unused "personal" things*

Huh...now why would I put some in there...

*pulls out more trash*

I think that's it...at least we didn't find anything alive...though that gelatinous mass could have had some sentience