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( :big_grin: )
*Kiwi*: What...
*Calms down* I did something wrong, causing the grape to hit the ceiling. I don't know what though; but at least it didn't go backward! Hey, at least that didn't hit you or Ginger. Hmm... let's try the bouncy balls next.
 

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*sigh*

*falls backwards onto the bed*

Why is my life not straightforward?
 

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I mean, what have I done to deserve any of this?

.......I need blood...

*teleports downstairs*
 

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*just remain lying on the bed, mumbling to myself You've done nothing to deserve this...*
 

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*Loads bouncy ball into bottle cap and launches. Fortunately, it only goes about 6 in. Ginger runs toward it. Kiwi looks at her owner.*
*Kiwi*: You should do this somewhere where nothing will get ruined.
You're right Kiwi. But where...
*Pauses to think.*
Oh, I know. How about right outside in the hallway. It's not like the ammunition could go into one of the unoccupied rooms.
*Gathers things, and goes into hallway with kittens. Re-loads a bouncy ball.*
Here we go!
 

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*downs a bag of blood before realizing something...*

*looks at the bag, labeled human blood*

***Yuna...***
 

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*Launches bouncy ball which flies down the hall for at least 16 ft before bouncing and rolling away. Melissa starts to laugh as Ginger bolts down the hallway after it. Melissa loads another ammunition object.*
 

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*looks at the other blood which is all animal*

***Rex gave us a bag of human blood by accident...I drank it...all...***

*drops to knees from the pain in his stomach*
 
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