The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

*speed after Johnny*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Come on

*suddenly a voice comes over the PA system* All skaters off the ice

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*catch up to Johnny just as the voice comes over the PA system*

*look confused*
Wonder what's it about?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I know...I mean, we are the only people here

*some guy in a sparkly jumpsuit enters as they leave the rink, with someone in a suit following him*

Guy: There's actually people here?

Suit Guy: Well, it IS a public facility, sir.

Guy: No matter...just have the manager get a zamboni out there to purify the ice. These skates only touch PERFECT, undisturbed ice.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*notice the guy in a sparkly suit*

*in a mocking voice*
Oh look, a sparklepire with an ego the size of Russia

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*the suit guy runs off*

Guy: *overhearing Yuna* Sparklepires wish they could be as good as me. Maybe you two should leave. Or stay and see my amazing skating and think about how much you will never match my skills. HAHAHA!

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Correction, with an ego the size of the Pacific, Atlantic and Indian Ocean

*to Johnny*
What do you think, handsome? Let's stay and see how amazing his skating is?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I don't know...I would hate to feel inferior because of my poor ice skating skills

Guy: Mock me all you want! But I am World Champion Ice Skater Antonio!

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Maybe we should watch that guy who's in love with himself

*after the guy revealed who he is*
Never heard of ya.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Tony: I'm not surprised. You two don't seem cultured enough