The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

*take the food*
Thanks

*the one with the exploded tire makes a pit stop and takes a look at his car, scratching his head*

*now he and the pit crew have a shouting match*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Now this is more like it

*eats a hot dog*

And see? no one got hurt.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Yup

*eat a pretzel*
If that guy was confident on winning, then his pride and confidence are the only things that got hurt

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*starts eating some nachos*

I think the screaming match is more funny than anything else we've seen here

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Agreed
Maybe we should just go and see if there's anything intersting somewher else or we just go home.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Yeah...I'm gonna go look for someone who works here...be right back

*leaves*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Okay, I wait here.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*finds a security guard*

Uh...hi. Do you let people take their own car and drive around the track when there isn't a race?

Guard: If you can afford to pay the fee, which I doubt you can

Try me

Guard: More than you would probably make in...*takes a good look at him*...your lifetime

Uh huh...right. Just tell me how much...

Guard: $100,000 for a half hour

Aw, that's it? Where do I sign up?

Guard: *looks confused* Sign up at the ticket booth...

Great! Thanks!

*goes to the ticket booth*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*eat another pretzel while waiting for Johnny*

*think I wonder why he's looking for someone who works here*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*talks to the person at the ticket booth and books the track for an hour and returns to Yuna*

Guess what! We have the track to ourselves for an hour after this