The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

I mean, I did joke about eating his brain, but I thought he knew I was joking...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

It was actually obvious you were joking and when you were a zombie, you warned him that you only ate little critters.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Last time I checked, he wasn't by default a "little critter"

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Unless he suddenly chose to be a little critter by default

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Well, he does forget he can turn into big animals

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*chuckle*
That's true, he always turn into small animals like mice or frogs

I bet a large animal would be able to defend itself against a zombie.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I mean, zombies really can't do much except maybe barf on yu or bite you and turn you into a zombie

Would it be mean if I showed up looking like a zombie and try to bite him?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

It would be mean but it would also be funny

 

[Sgt Floyd]

But that really would be a reason for him to get mad at me...and let's avoid that

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Okay, we don't want him to get mad at you

But now I wonder, what are we going to do with all the perfume? I doubt I would use that all