The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

It's sandwich time then

*get toast out of the cabinets and sausage, cheese, chili ketchup, veggies out of the fridge*

Um, chili ketchup okay for you? Or would you rather have something else?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

What's chili ketchup? O_0

 

[Misskermie]

Brett Clone: *smiles* C'mon baby, don't you wanna smooch?

Skull Clone: Or help compose dark poetry?

Autumn Clone: Or maybe do you want to kill us again?

N-NO! SH-SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! *Gets on knees and covers ears*

Ms. J: *Is about to strike*

Luke: *jumps in front of Kat* If you lay a finger on her, you DIE!

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

It's like normal ketchup only spicier.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I don't care then

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Okee dokee

*start making sandwiches*

How about we watch a movie here while we eat?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Sounds good to me

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*teleport us and the sandwiches to the living room*

*take a DVD out of the shelf*

The Nightmare Before Christmas? :3

 

[Misskermie]

Brett Clone: *covers Jaz's mouth*

Skull Clone: *ties Jaz's arms behind her back*

Autumn clone: Alright boys, let's take her someplace where her suicide wish will be complete!

Ms. J: Looks like I'll have to come back for you two... Your mother is being... Executed.


Luke: LEAVE HER ALONE!!!

Ms. J: *slaps him*

Kat: LUKE!

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Of course

...hold on...

*runs upstairs, enters death form and puts on pinstripe suit*

*comes back downstairs*