The Creature Calamity Club

[Misskermie]

(*Palm to face* )


*Falls down*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Oh boy O_O

*teleports them to the lake*

 

[Misskermie]

Ok, well this sucks. I DO NOT want to be a shark...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I tried to warn you

But hey, you aren't a spider at least

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

And you could try to be a vegetarian shark. You know, fish are friends, not food

 

[Misskermie]

True, I'm not a spider.
Which is good.
But...
But glob, I can't be a humanoid shark...


Hubert would never... *Stops talking and blushes*

 

[Hubert]

*sees the perfect gift in a shop window*

YES! YES! YES!

*buys gift for Jaz*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

You don't know that for sure.

*mumble Wonder how a humanoid shark would look like? Like Viktor Krum did during the second task of the Triwizard Tournament?*

 

[Misskermie]

Ok, I'm no shape shifter, but I'll see what I can do about trying to turn into myself again.


*Contacts motherboard*

 

[Hubert]

*looks at list*

Now I only need something for Yuna and something for Sarge...and maybe Marie and Casey if they're still around.