The Creature Calamity Club

[Misskermie]

It turns out, the lake... Isn't really a lake. It's a layer of water, protecting a cave.
And, Yuna, worst part is, when we went over there, his mom was with a man who WASN'T his dad. And there was a child there who WASN'T his sister.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

But...I've been swimming in it. I'm pretty sure I would have discovered a hidden cave...

 

[Misskermie]

Have you ever tried touching the bottom Johnny?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I would have had to to get the stone out of there. By the way. Why don't you touch it and see what happens

 

[Misskermie]

Uh, sure. Where is it?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

From what I have found out about it, it gives you the form of the most unlikely thing that you would hate to have...

*teleports the stone to them*

 

[Misskermie]

I don't even KNOW what that is.
So all I have to do is touch it, and I immediately transform?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I just moved my thumb across it and it happened gradually. But since I'm sort of a shapeshifter anyway, its just another form. It might turn you into the thing permanently and not be able to go back to being a cyborg...

 

[Misskermie]

OH MY GOD, THAT WOULD SUCK, BUT I WANNA TOUCH IT ANYWAY.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

O_O I hope you turn into a spider...*throws it at Jaz*