The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

I don't know...I'm less worried about myself and more about everyone else...turn on the news...

*winces as a sharp pain goes through his skull*

*rubs head* Aaaand here come the antlers...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*turn on the TV*

*about to sit down when I see Johnny's antlers*
Oh poop O_O

 

[Misskermie]

What's up Jr.?



Jay: J-Junior? I'm a day older that you!



*Hops from wherever I'm hanging from*


Watch your tone. *smirks* I'd hate for Ned to find out about your behavior...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

News:
"A merry celebration in Holiday Town turned horror when a reindeer that was part of the petting zoo started attacking. What is more alarming is that those who were bit by it are turning into reindeer themselves. The transforming seems to be happening rather quickly and hospitals are filled with panicked parents and reindeer who were once children. It seems as if those who were affected have also lost human mental capabilities and are behaving like deer. Doctors are baffled and have never seen anything like this. We have been informed by the deer's owner that it has escaped. If you see a reindeer, seek shelter and call animal control."

*squeak* Behaving like deer?!? O_O

*fidgets a bit and struggles to take off boots and socks, revealing feet are hooves*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

O_O

*gasp after Johnny took off his boots and socks*

Come on, to the HQ.

*turn off the TV and teleport with Johnny to the HQ*

 

[Misskermie]

Jay: N-Ned? Leave him alone!!!

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*half the people, including Rex, are already deer*

*finds a random, human agent*

What happened! I told Rex to contain that deer and not let it bite them!

Agent: Well...we tried...and the deer is locked in a room...but half the agent who tried to help got bit and suddenly they turned into reindeer

No, really? I thought you just wanted to decorate for Christmas! Did Rex get bit?

*Agent points to a deer*

*sigh* Are any of them behaving human?

Agent: No...they are all acting like deer. And our main technician who studies this kind of thing also got bit...

*gives him a glare that could kill someone*

I got bit before them...why is my transformation slower?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*look around at all the reindeers*
Looks like Bambi has a family reunion...

*after Johnny asked why his transformation is slower*
Maybe it's got something to do with you having several forms?

*to the agent*
Are there any other technicans who study this kind of thing and who are no deers around?

 

[Misskermie]

Oh, I could jack him up...


Jay: N-No, don't you lay a finger on his head! What's gotten into you?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Agent: Well...we did some DNA tests on the deer and everything turned up normal. Even the tests on the people who were turned into deer say there's no trace of deer or any foreign dna in their system...so...we don't know right now...

*winces and uses intangibility to take off pants...entire lower half of body is that of a reindeer*