The Creature Calamity Club

[CaseytheMuppet]

*texts Julie*

Just to let you know, we are through. Can't believe you.

Why even bother saying this to her face?

 

[Misskermie]

(Yeah... Cyborg sickness. Yech.)

Great. *Goes to kitchen, drinks Ginger Ale*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

(He really does, listen closely next time you listen to the song )

Let's make sure our kids won't be little brats...

*one reindeers gets fed up with the abuse and bites a kid*

Kid: *whines* "Mommy!"

*mumble You deserve this, you little brat.*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*tries to hold back laughter*

*one of the reindeer walks up to them and makes some noises*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*gently stroke its back and, after making sure no one is looking, cast a curative spell on it*

 

[Misskermie]

*lays in bed*

I hate sickness.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*While they are distracted by the one deer, another, rather mean one, walks up to him and bites him*

Ow...what the...?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*look immediately at the mean deer and at Johnny*
Are you okay?

 

[Misskermie]

*Barfs nuts this time*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Yeah...I think so...*glares at the deer* What the *beep* did I do?

Wait...that was the deer that bit that kid...

*looks at arm*

.....? My arm isn't healing...