The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

*summons Shadow*

Here, when I tell you to, take a picture of us...

*turns rat*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*turn mouse*

*snuggle up to Johnny, rubbing my head against his*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Now

*Shadow looks confused but takes a picture anyway*

*turns human and dismisses Shadow*

*sends picture to Steve*

*gets text*

"Rodent love. How disgusting. How many kids you gonna have? 100?"

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*turn human*

*after reading Steve's reply*
Tell him as many as possible, just to annoy him

... Oh, and that the actual word is "cute" and not "disgusting"

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*sends text*
"As many as possible"

*gets text*
"At least you'll have enough food for the winter. Do tell me what baby mice taste like."

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Nah, we're gonna eat a horse or a unicorn in winter

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*sends text*
"I hear equine meat is better for you"

*gets text*

"*beep* you..."

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Aw, is he jealous he hasn't got anyone to have kids with him?

Speaking of kids, I hope no kids were present when he wrote this

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Who would want to?

Hrm...

*sends a text back that is probably pushing the boundaries of innuendos to type*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Well, he and pretzel lady could be a match made in he... heaven

*snort at the text*
Now I wish I could see his face XD