The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

(its just an insult )

*gets another text*

"You might want to go on a diet too"

-_-

*sends text*

"It just makes me more cuddly "

 

[Vincent L]

[thinks about what to do today]

 

[Hubert]

What a glor-

*thinks he sees a familiar face within the rain, and trembles a bit*

-a glorious feeling...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*chuckle at Johnny's last message*

Cuddly and adorable
And really hot in human form, especially when wearing nothing

 

[Vincent L]

[sips at the coffee]
Please, let it snow soon.

 

[Hubert]

I-I'm hap-

*sees something again, and trembles more*

-happy again...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*gets text*

"Freaks"

We're the the freaks?

 

[Hubert]

(I'm just noting straight up that everything that I am seeing/hearing is hallucinations)

*sees something, and is sure of it this time*

Brett? I thought I killed you?

*throws energy at "Brett," which ends up hitting a nearby statue*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Nah, just two demons having too much fun

Besides, we're not the unicorns with masculinity issues

 

[Hubert]

*hallucinates Brett counter attacking, and falls to the ground, "suffering" from these effects*

*gets up and throws more energy at "Brett," chopping the statue's head off*