The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

Instead you look healthy

*lean my head against his shoulder and lightly stroke his arm*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

And well fed

*examines hands*

Rat claws are so strange compared to my normal claws...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

That too

*look at his hands*
Are they different from your normal claws? Or do they just look and feel different?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

They're just so...tiny...and feel really flimsy, like they could break just looking at them

I wonder if anyone is around to scare...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Maybe Rex? Or you could always scare Steve.

Or how about Vince?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Lets avoid scaring Rex...I'd really hate to be on his bad side again...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Yeah, it was bad enough how he treated us when he went to the HQ to tell him of our engagement :/

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I was seriously not expecting that kind of reaction...

Although scaring Vincent would be fun, sometimes I feel bad for him...

Let's torture Steve

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Me neither :/
And honestly, we only scared him once and made his brain go kaboom once. But we acted like we've scared him every time we dropped in.

Torturing Steve sounds fun. Maybe we should give him an "Honorary Pretzel Lady" badge for Christmas

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Be as obnoxiously cheerful as possible

*gets out cell phone and takes a picture of them*

*sends it to Steve's phone*