The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

No, don't worry about.

*rub my head against his*
Maybe just a little but not like a rat. You look attractive as a human

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*happy squeaks*

It's just weird being something I eat...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

But you don't eat rats and mice or drink their blood. Still... could that be considered as cannibalism now? :/

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Well...I have eaten rats and drank their blood...but not since we moved...

The only reason why the rat problem there wasn't worse is because I had nothing to do with them so I just drank their blood...but trust me. Rat blood is gross...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

And I will make sure you won't have to.

Good thing we don't have a rat problem here but we should still do everything to prevent that from ever occurring.

What do you say we have a cozy evening now? Snuggled up on the couch and watching a nice movie. How does that sound? :3

 

[Sgt Floyd]

That sounds nice :3

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

:3

*we turn human and look at our movie collection*

Hm, how does The Princess And The Frog sound? Or maybe Tarzan? Or Lilo & Stitch?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Whatever. Any of them are ok with me :3

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Hm, Tarzan :3

*take the DVD*

But no complaining when I start to sing

 

[Sgt Floyd]

(I don't think I've ever seen Tarzan )

*sits on the couch*

You know...you now are going to need to learn how to partially transform...