The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

*jaw drop*

You weren't kidding earlier O_O

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*does a bunch of tricks*

I could skate circles around all those professional skaters...but honestly, the costumes you have to wear ice skating are hideous

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*just watch him, mouth still hanging wide open*

Yeah... and besides, I'd rather see you wearing other things or nothing at all

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Well, most of them are one piece spandex suits

Besides...ice skating isn't exactly cool

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

And I always thought ice skating is cool since it's, y'know, on ice

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Boooo....baaaad puuun!

*slows down and skates next to her*

Wanna get a snack?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

I was about to say something along the lines of "you're too hot to be on ice anyway, it would melt" but I think that's a bad pun too

Sure

 

[Sgt Floyd]

That could be taken literally too

*helps her off the ice to a bench*

Anything in particular you want?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

I know

I don't really care, just surprise me

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*goes to the snack stand and gets two pretzels and a large order of nachos to share*

*comes back and sits down next to her*

*smirks* Aside from looking like a bank robber you look good in my coat