*on phone*
No, I'm not doing this! I won't do this! What do you think I mean?! I'm bailing out you numpty! Besides, i can't get here! Goats don't drive very well as it turns out! I don't care about your money I don't trust that surgeon with my life! Well I'll have to deal with the changes when they come!
*Hangs up*
Urgh, that good for nothing pile of-
*Looks at hands and sees that skin is turning green*
Oh, perfect.
*Falls into unconsciousness*