The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

So uh...I've been thinking...why do you think Steve got all funny like that when you said he needed a girlfriend?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

It was like he was hiding something, like the reason why he doesn't have a girlfriend anymore is embarrassing... I'd like to ask him but I'm afraid to offend him or give him a reason to throw one of us in jail...

 

[Vincent L]

*Robin-like voice* 'Tis the season to be jolly, fa-la-la
With a burst of pleasure we feel it arrive, fa-la-la
It's the season…
[people stare]
*ahem* Nothing…

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I have his phone number

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*giggle*

Really? How come?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I have my ways *smirks*

*gets out phone and calls him, putting it on speaker*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*raise my eyebrows but smirk back*
Do I even want to know?

*after Johnny put his phone on speaker*

*wait for Steve to pick up his phone*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

It was about the only thing I could get out of his brain. It's so...I've never tried to read a mind so cluttered and confused...

Steve: Hello?

Hiya, Steve. It's your favoritest person in the whole world

Steve: ......how did you get my number?

That's not important...why did you get all weird like that when Yuna mentioned getting a girlfriend?

Steve:...........what's it to you?

Well...I dunno. Maybe we could help?

Steve: Bah...like I would get help from the likes of you! No good dirty stupid bikers...*hangs up*

That went better than expected...

 

[Vincent L]

[goes to the park]
[sees some townsfolk hanging decorations on the tree]
[joins them]

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

... Yeah, I would have expected him to hang up as soon as he hears your voice. But in the end, it was more of a waste of time :/
Maybe we should hook him up with a wall?