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So... Uh... What do you want to do?


Brett: Uh... Swimming?

Uhhh... I can't swim.


Brett: Umm... I could teach you...


Um... I appriciate it, but I really sink like a rock! Umm... Do you like skating?


Brett: Yeah, let's go.
 

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Elderly lady: "Well, I make them on request of my costumers. I would need to know when the wedding will be and if the cake should be rather big or small."
 

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*AT THE SKATING RINK*


Brett: *Holds Jaz's hand* I keep thinking I'm going to fall...


Well, that makes both of us...
 

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(Only here for a bit, but here nonetheless)

*wakes up at the cabin and looks around to see if anyone is there*
 

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(Daaawwwww...and does Brett need a wiki page? :stick_out_tongue:)

Well...uh...we are going to be getting married, but we don't know when just yet, but it's probably going to be a small wedding...
 

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Brett: So tell me about yourself.


Um... I like building things...


Brett: Really? I like origami. And.. Uh... knitting... Do... Do you think that's wierd?


No! O-Of course not! I always thought that there were certain things that a man could do like women traditionally wierd... *Smiles* Although a part of me wants to laugh...


(LOL Probably.)
 

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Hm...

*walks outside and enjoys the fresh air, with something nagging going on in the back of the mind*
 

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Elderly lady: "Hm, I see. Just come to me when you kow the date of your wedding, dearies. And congratulations." :smile: *returns to the counter where a cotumer is waiting*

*to Johnny, whispering*
Hey, isn't that Sheep?
 

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Brett: *Smiles* Can't blame ya there.

So, what's your favorite color?

Brett: Oh, it's- *Falls*


OH! Are you alright?


Brett: Nothing but my pride was destroyed.


*Giggles*
 

Hubert

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*talking to self*

It's really strange...I somehow lost the entire scientist thing out of my memory, but what could have caused it?
 
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