The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

....why do I feel like I know this smell...

*follows it to old room*

What...?

...

*goes in*

*doesn't see anything*

*gets attacked from underneath*

*yelps*

*barely has any time to react before a pair of claws get jammed through his chest*

*just barely gets a look at the attacker before turning into a pile of dust*

???: Hehe...too easy...why were they scared of this idiot again?

 

[Misskermie]

Whaaaaaaaat.
I hate loop holes.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Yeah, it's possible. Sadly...

 

[Misskermie]

Well, what can we do about this Yuna?
I mean, besides that spell that kills everyone?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Um, I have no spell to kill people but I have a Summon. I guess all we can do is look for the bugs, cameras and other thingies and get rid of them. Who knows how much they've already seen...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*teleports to MIB and goes to the library*

*stands there, just watching*

 

[Misskermie]

O____O


Oh crap...
If they've seen me at home alone...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Did you do something embarrassing or did you show such great power it wold end in a disaster if they copied it?

*sigh and glance at the classified information*
For all we know, the could have watched us from the very beginning and know everything; about you and Hubert, about Johnny and me, about Vince's ability, everything about everyone.

 

[Hubert]

Yuna, if you meant that "you and Hubert" as what I think you did, I have some revenge to get working on.

*looks at Jaz with a frightened look*

What did you do?

 

[Misskermie]

No I mean all the times I rehearsed asking Hubert ou-


I mean, singing in the shower!


EDIT: I'll call that a Half-Ziffle