The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

*blink blink*

Um...You should probably know something...we think she might have killed her past husbands for their money....

 

[Vincent L]

So she killed me for this wad of money? Scary…
But do I look rich in the first place?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Yeah, Johnny quickly looked into her memories when he gave you the money. Did she say anything about wantng to date Johnny yesterday?

 

[Misskermie]

Wait... If I can go through stuff, how am I standing on the roof?
*Looks at roof*
Crap.
*Falls and lands somewhere near everyone*

(I'm bored.)

 

[Vincent L]

Yes, she did, and she asked if you two will ever break up.
I said that chances are low, but the chances of Johnny dating her when that happens is 0.00001 divided by Avogardo's constant.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Um...I don't think you're getting it. She may be wanted by the cops...

(PS. Johnny...not Sarge)

 

[Misskermie]

*looks around*
Stupid roof.

 

[Vincent L]

There is no way to stop the process, sadly. I guess I'll just have to wait until I return to normal form before I can go out in human form.
Gosh, imagine me half-male and half-female.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*mumble Chances of us breaking up... zero*

If she's wanted by the cops, then how come she could work every day at the pretzel stand? And that means, we have to find Vince a new body as soon as possible before he gets in jail for the crimes the body committed...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

She killed him in public :/

Someone was bound to call the cops :/