The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

Wonder why he even went out for a date with her in the first place? He can't have been that desparate to get a girl
... I bet she was that desparate to find a man

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Something tells me he was more kidnapped against his will I was quickly scanning through her memories when I gave Vincent the money. She seems like a scary lady. She has a knife collection and a human skeleton collection. She's also a bit of a gold digger...and has oddly enough, been married six times O_0

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

O__o

Something tells me she murdered her husbands for their money. Now I'm afraid she will want to get revenge on us for torturing her and maybe even steal you from me...
Let's hope nothing bad happened to Vince...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Oh please, I'm pretty sure if something bad happened he would have called us.

The only reason I say she's a gold digger is because as soon as I gave Vincent the money, her first thought was about trying to date me instead...

Besides, I only read like...5 seconds worth of her brain. That's nothing to be jumping to conclusions about

Besides, it's obvious she was jealous of you to begin with

But lets talk about something happier, not some crazy chick, ok?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Yeah, because I'm the one dating a handsome guy

*nod and snuggle closer to him*
And I love you for you, not for your money.


(have to eat dinner)

 

[Sgt Floyd]

(and I have to go to class )

You didn't even know I had money...it's amazing how I went from living alone in caves, barely surviving to...well...this. If that's not a success story I don't know what is...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

From rags to riches.

*smile at him*
I'm really happy we found each other, I couldn't imagine life without you.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Me too :3

So...are we gonna get out of bed today and do something productive?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Well, any suggestions what we could do?
I'm open for anything

 

[Misskermie]

*Gets up*

GAMMIT!