The Creature Calamity Club

[Misskermie]

*Drinks some lemonade*

Maybe I can make my own flavored oil...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

So how do you think Vincent turned out with the pretzel lady? Think I'm going to see any of that money back?

*drives home*

 

[Misskermie]

*mixes lemonade with oil, and it exploded*


Well... Now I know what can make a bomb...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Let's hope he's not traumatized
Well, maybe you will just get a little of that money back or none a all

*go to the kitchen and leave the gummi bears with our other snacks before going to the bedroom*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*joins Yuna in the bedroom*

So...what was it we were going to do?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*smirk and pull Johnny by his shirt collar closer to me*

We're having a makeout session, with you wearing only your underwear or less

 

[Sgt Floyd]

You and the shirt collar. Glad I'm not in demon form or you'd be pulling fur

*starts to take off clothes*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Nah, I would have pulled you by the tail

*slowly start to take off my clothes too*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*gets down to pants*

*thinks about it, then turns lower half of body demon*

Kay. I'm wearing less than underwear

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*fall down when taking off my socks*

Very funny

*turn whole body demon minus wings*

Me too