*some cops appear*
Sir, I did not speed, or double park, or cross a red light…because I don't have a car.
Cop: Take off that outfit.
What for?
Cop: Halloween is banned here…are you new here?
Hey, how can one live without Halloween?
*cop brings out handcuffs*
*I make a run for it*
**(S&Y) Since when is Halloween banned here?**