The Creature Calamity Club

[CaseytheMuppet]

You guys can go... I still need to find a song...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Ladies first

 

[Misskermie]

*Goes where everyone is*

 

[CaseytheMuppet]

Aha! I found one!

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Okay then

*jump on the stage and take the mic*


Tale as old as time
True as it can be
Barely even friends
Then somebody bends
Unexpectedly

Just a little change
Small to say the least
Both a little scared
Neither one prepared
Beauty and the Beast

Ever just the same
Ever a surprise
Ever as before
Ever just as sure
As the sun will rise

Tale as old as time
Tune as old as song
Bittersweet and strange
Finding you can change
Learning you were wrong

Certain as the sun
Rising in the east
Tale as old as time
Song as old as rhyme
Beauty and the Beast

Tale as old as time
Song as old as rhyme
Beauty and the Beast

 

[Misskermie]

BRAVA!

 

[Sgt Floyd]

You really do have a knack for romantic type songs. Not me though...

*gets on stage*

Friday night I crashed your party
Saturday I said I'm sorry
Sunday came and trashed it out again
I was only having fun
Wasn't hurting anyone
And we all enjoyed the weekend for a change

I've been stranded in the combat zone
I walked through Bedford Stuy alone
Even rode my motorcycle in the rain
And you told me not to drive
But I made it home alive
So you said that only proves that I'm insane

Well, you may be right
I may be crazy
Hey!
But it just might be a lunatic you're looking for
Turn out the light
Don't try to save me
Well you may be wrong for all I know
But you may be right

Remember how I found you there
Alone in your electric chair
I told you dirty jokes until you smiled
You were lonely for a man
I said take me as I am
'Cause you might enjoy some madness for a while

Now think of all the years you tried to
Find someone to satisfy you
I might be as crazy as you say
If I'm crazy then it's true
That it's all because of you
And you wouldn't want me any other way

But you may be right
I may be crazy
Hey!
But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for
It's too late to fight
It's too late to change me
Well you may be wrong for all I know
But you may be right

Hey!

Well you may be right
I may be crazy
Hey!
But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for
Well turn out the light
I'm gonna watch you take me
Well you may be wrong for all I know
But you may be right

Wrong but you may be right
You may be wrong but you may be right
You may be wrong but you may be right
You may be wrong but you may be right...

 

[Misskermie]

BRAVO!

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Must be from having grown up on Disney films since before I could even talk

*clap after the song*

So, who's next?

 

[CaseytheMuppet]

Ok! Ok! I got one!!!

There are those who think that life is nothing left to chance,
A host of holy horrors to direct our aimless dance.

A planet of playthings,
We dance on the strings
Of powers we cannot perceive.
"The stars aren't aligned
Or the gods are malign"-
Blame is better to give than receive.

You can choose a ready guide in some celestial voice.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.
You can choose from phantom fears and kindness that can kill;
I will choose a path that's clear-
I will choose Free Will.
There are those who think that they were dealt a losing hand,
The cards were stacked against them- they weren't born in lotus-land.

All preordained-
A prisoner in chains-
A victim of venomous fate.
Kicked in the face,
You can't pray for a place
In heaven's unearthly estate.

You can choose a ready guide in some celestial voice.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.
You can choose from phantom fears and kindness that can kill;
I will choose a path that's clear-
I will choose Free Will.

Each of us-
A cell of awareness-
Imperfect and incomplete.
Genetic blends
With uncertain ends
On a fortune hunt that's far too fleet.