The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

*closes eyes and fangs extend*

*in a relaxed sounding voice* My one weakness...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*move my head close to his ear and whisper*

Your ear scratchies? *smirk*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I should never have told you about that

*looks at Yuna and smirks*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Too late now

*give Johnny a kiss on the nose*
At least I now know what to do next time you're stressed.

*stop scratching and let my hand rest under his ear*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I feel like that's all the time...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

That you're stressed? Anything I can do to get you to relax?

 

[Vincent L]

*mumble Screw the stupid lightbulbs*
[goes to the hardware store]

 

[Sgt Floyd]

No...I'm just a naturally overly stressed person

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*think You forgot cute, attractive and sweet, among other adjectives to describe yourself*
You really need to relax then
Maybe I could give you a massage?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

what about a foot massage?