The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

Well, Vince, why don't you sing something too?

 

[Vincent L]

I'm In Love With A Big Blue Frog

I'm in love with a big blue frog,
A big blue frog loves me.
It's not as bad as it appears
He wears glasses and he's six foot three.

Well I'm not worried about our kids,
I know they'll turn out neat.
They'll be great lookin' 'cause they'll have my face,
great swimmers 'cause they'll have his feet!

Well I'm in love with a big blue frog,
A big blue frog loves me.
He's not as bad as he appears,
He's got rhythm and a PhD.

Well I know we can make things work
He's got good fam'ly sense.
His mother was a frog from Philadelphia
His daddy an enchanted prince.

The neighbors are against it and it's clear to me
And it's prob'ly clear to you
They think value on their property will go right down
If the family next door is blue.

Well I'm in love with a big blue frog
A big blue frog loves me
I've got it tattooed on my chest
It says P.H.R.O.G. (It's frog to me!)
P.H.R.O.G.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*clap*
Super, Vince

*jump back on the stge*
Me next


And no one knows it
Where she came from, where she's going.
And once you meet her,
You will find that something inside is changing.

She's like a rainbow
When she comes up, all are lit up.
And when she whispers,
You will hear this: "Don't chase after rainbows".

High on a hill, there's a green meadow.
All around, it's breezin',
She's smilin',
She'll let them sing angel songs.

She's like a fairy
When she's trembling, when she's dancing.
Just see her rambling
How it's nice to follow her to the end.

You want some meanings of the life,
And go to see her.
Don't ask her too much
Oh yes, she'll be out of your sight
Right over.

High on a hill, there's a green meadow.
All around, it's breezin',
She's smilin',
She'll let them sing angel songs.

Everyone is sad and blue when she is far away.
Don't you know it's time to pray she'll be coming soon?
And you think you hear her voice ringing from above.

And no one knows it
Where she came from, where she's going.
And once you meet her,
Maybe you'll stay forever young.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*claps*

I don't care what you're thinking
As you turn to me
Cos what I have in my two hands
Is enough to set me free
-Set me free-

I could fight the feeling to resist it over time
But when it's just too much to take you sneak from behind

Is it me, you said, you're looking for?
Let me show you who I am
And what I'm here for, here for

Hey!

Try to reach inside of me
Try to drain my energy
Let me show you just
What I'm made of
Simple curiosity
Try to take a bite of me
Let me show you just
What I'm made of now

Like a million faces
I've recognised them all
One by one they've all become
A number as they fall
-As they fall-

In the face of reason
Oh I can't take no more
One by one they've all become
A black mark on the floor

Is it me -Is it me?-
You said -You said?-
You're looking for?
Let me show you who I am
And what I have in store, in store

Hey! Hey! Yeah!

Try to reach inside of me
Try to drain my energy
Let me show you just
What I'm made of
Simple curiosity
Try to take a bite of me
Let me show you just
What I'm made of now

You can take another lifelong try
You can take another try
Hey!

Yeah!
Try to reach inside of me
Try to drain my energy
Let me show you just
What I'm made of
Simple curiosity
Try to take a bite of me
Let me show you just
What I'm made of now

Yeah, try to reach inside of me -Show you what I'm made of-
Let me show you just -Show you what I'm made of-
What I'm made of

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*clap with a big grin*

Super, Johnny!
Another song? Or would you rather I give you your promised pubishment now?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Hm...prolonging the punishment and sing until I can't even talk...or just get it over with...possibly ending in pain...

I can't really win either way so I guess I'll suck it up and take the punishment...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Okay, I'll meet you in your room

*go downstairs to the first floor*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

..........

*takes the stairs and walks down to room*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*prepare everything in my room before teleporting to Johnny's bedroom*

*wait for him, wearing a dressing gown for some reason*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*goes into room*

*blink blink*

Um...?