The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

*start a battle, Ultimecia versus Tifa and win*

Hm, was it too mean to let a level 100 Ulti fight against a level 1 monk with an over-sized chest?

... Nah

*next battle*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Ugh...

Come on, let's go in...

*practically drags Spike back into the building*

*opens portal and let's him go in*

*goes back to Yuna's room*

Is that cake done?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*don't notice Johnny at first because I'm too busy fighting Kuja who dodges my attacks and says "Well now" with every dodge*

If you say "Well now" one more time, I'm gonna rip off your thong and burn it!

*finally land a hit and win the battle a short time later*

*now notice Johnny*

Hm? When did you get here, haven't heard you coming.

*check the cake*

Great timing though, the cake's done

 

[Misskermie]

*wakes up*


What happens that makes me sleep so much...?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

You know, ripping people's throats out is much more fun

The cake smells good

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

But ripping off Kuja's thong might finally answer the question that has plagued Final Fantasy fans for twelve years. Is Kuja really male or is he a flat-chested female?

What else did you expect? I baked it after all

 

[Vincent L]

[looks at the calendar]
Gosh, how did it skip 5 days?

 

[Misskermie]

*Changes into sundress*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

So can I have a piece or are you going to tease me with it?

 

[Vincent L]

[goes to Yuna's door]
*shouts*
Ok, did any of you mess around with my calendar?