The Creature Calamity Club

[Hubert]

*runs over to video section* Any Muppet DVDs that need moved to the forefront?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Well, I see The Muppet Movie, The Great Muppet Caper, Muppet Treasure Island, The Muppets and The Muppet Show Season 1, 2 and 3.
*suddenly notice who's standing beside me*
Hubert! Where'd you come from?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Yuna...see that clerk over there? Grace turned her into a werewolf...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*jaw drop*
Say what? Why did she do that? Did the clerk offend her? Did Grace eat something wrong?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Um...no...long story short, the Clerk said she wanted to be a werewolf, so Grace turned her into one...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Just like that? Like a mad werewolf on a fullmoon night?

(I'll be back later)

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Does just biting her count? I'm more concerned about the clerk...she doesn't look too good

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Does Grace plan to reveal herself to every clerk she comes across?
*mumble Next time, I hope it's some hot guy.*
Hm, where's the clerk? Maybe a healing spell could be helpful.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Well, she was positive she wanted to be a werewolf. I dont know what the side effects from first being bitten are. It could be normal...

 

[Hubert]

She should be OK...remember what happened to me when she injected it into my bloodstream? I was unconscious on and off for quite a while...you just have to give her body time to adjust to being a werewolf, then we'll have to train her, and then she should be good to go.

*picks up everything on the new release rack and replaces it with Muppet DVDs*