The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

*gets mad that he's losing and starts screaming things about stupid demons*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*inside the apartment building*

Well, it was nice hanging out with you, Vince

 

[Vincent L]

Me too.
[looks at the pretzels]
Should you consider giving Sarge on at a time? He'll kill himself eating them all at once.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Hm, perhaps.

Well then, I go to my room now. See you then, Vince

 

[Vincent L]

Bye!

[goes to my apartment]
[stops at the door]

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*finally wins*

*screams really loud* Take that, you stupid demon scum and your breeding like rabbits!

(Yes, in the game you fight demons and during certain parts they literally breed to respawn)

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*go to my room and put the donuts on the kitchen table*

*look at the bag of just three pretzels and decide to give Johnny all of them*

*teleport to his kitchen and put the pretzels on his kitchen table, dripping rain water*

*teleport back to my apartment*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*turns game off and goes to the kitchen*

*sees the pretzels and a puddle of water*

Either Drowned Ophelia has somehow escaped from the game just to bring me pretzels or Yuna is back...and I'm thinking it's the latter...

*goes and knocks on Yuna's door*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*wear only a dressing gown and hold a nightshirt and panties in my hand*

*arrange my dressing gown so that nothing is to be seen and go to open the door*

Oh hey there, Johnny

*still holding the articles of clothing*

 

[Vincent L]

[goes to find Sarge]
Not there…
[goes to Yuna's apartment instead]