The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

*sees Yuna*

O_O

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

That... was the strangest thing I've ever seen O_O

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Wanna see something stranger?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Um, sure.

*wonder what could be stranger*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

(WEE! AWKWARD CREEP TIME!)

[howls]

Who's that I see walkin' in these woods?
Why it's Little Red Ridin' Hood

Hey there Little Red Riding Hood

*starts circling Yuna*

You sure are lookin' good
You're everything a big bad wolf would want

Listen to me [howl]

Little Red Ridin' Hood
I don't think even big girls should
Go walkin' in these spooky old woods alone

[howls]

*turns human*

What big eyes you have
The kind of eyes that drive wolves mad
So, just to see that you don't get chased
I think I ought to walk with you for a way

What full lips you have

*quick kiss*

They're sure to lure someone bad
So, until you get to grandma's place
I think you ought to walk, with me and be safe

I'm gonna keep my sheep suit on
Till I'm sure that you've been shown
That I can be trusted walkin' with you alone

*partial wolf transformation*

[howls]

Little Red Ridin' Hood
I'd like to hold you if I could
But you might think I'm a big bad wolf, so I won't

[howls]

What a big heart I have
The better to love you with
Little Red Ridin' Hood
Even bad wolves can be good

*puts arms around her waist*

I'll try to be satisfied
Just to walk close by your side
Maybe you'll see things my way
Before we get to grandma's place

*gazes into her eyes*

Little Red Ridin' Hood
You sure are lookin' good
You're everything a big bad wolf could want

[howls]

(because Bowling for Soup's version is the best )

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

(Video not available in Germany)

Well, it was strange but...

*smirk and put my arms around his neck*

I like it.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

(then just search for the song Little Red Riding Hood. I doubt it matters what version you listen to)

*turns human*

Strange way of flirting, isn't it

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Strange but creative. Better than what the so-called "ladies' men" can come up with

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Well, how many "ladies' men" can actually turn into a wolf?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

The number is astonishingly small

And how many can say his girlfriend can turn into a wolf, too?