The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

I didn't want to tell you, because I wanted to keep you safe...but...you wanna know how I get all this money?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Uh, how?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I'm a bounty hunter...

Which is why I asked if you noticed an increase in vampire activity, because lately they've all been vampires I've been going after...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

I never really cared much for vampires to notice any activity of them around here. But...

*look down, looking shocked*
That's... that's quite something to digest... you being a bounty hunter...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

(this isn't something I'm going to dwell on, I just wanted a clever excuse to dart when I need to go somewhere for an extended period and not just stop posting)

I was kind of scared you were going to think I was cheating on you or something, randomly charging out of the house like that.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*look up, smiling slightly*
I was surprised why you randomly disappeared like that but...

*gently caress his cheek*
I never thought of you as the cheating type.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

But if it makes you feel better, I do everything while invisible (including getting paid), I disguise my voice, and I only go after known criminals in the MIB database...

I couldn't hurt or kill someone just because someone else had a grudge against them

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*smile*
It does make me feel better.

*rest my head agains his chest and put my arms around his waist*
Anything you wanna do now? Or do you just want to stay here, maybe watch a movie?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I dunno. So did you have any luck finding stuff on possibly regrowing plants?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Sadly no... ._.
Only found things that might be helpful for buildings but not for nature.

But... I haven't checked my potions books yet...

*rush to the bookshelf and take out every potions book*

*one slips out of my hold and lands on my foot*

*yelp in pain*