The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

Keep away from that dragon!

Don't drag it near that hole of yours.

Whatever happens to that dragon, happens to my body

 

[Hubert]

I didn't do a thing with it...and didn't Yuna tell you that I told her I wouldn't?

There is no reason for me to even do anything with it now...

 

[Misskermie]

Yeeeaaahhh....
But we can always take you to the doctor...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Well, because yuna had to go stab it in the eye, I'm probably going to be blind on that eye now -_-

 

[Hubert]

Well don't come crying to me about it...

I mean, you come here just to complain about the whole situation and yell at me, when I'm here trying to help you?

 

[Misskermie]

Really!

 

[Sgt Floyd]

By trying to do something to the dragon? Are you not getting it?

ANYTHING, no matter how insignificant, that happens to that dragon, happens to me!

 

[Hubert]

WHAT AM I TRYING TO DO TO THE DRAGON? I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING!

 

[Misskermie]

Both of you, SHUT IT!!!!!!

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*research one book after another for something that could help*

*swear loudly every time a book proves to be unhelpful*

There's gotta be something!

*take the umpteenth book*