The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

Rex: Hi there, Yuna. What brings you here?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Um, would you mind if I get some blood bags for Johnny? He seems to have trouble finding animals in the mountains.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Rex: Mountains? O_0 Yeah, we can give you some. How long has he gone without blood?
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*finally sees a deer*

A deer! Perfect...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

I don't know. Quite a few days, I think.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Rex: O_O *hurries and gets some blood bags* Find him before he manages to track down a deer or something. Too much blood at once can cause a "hangover" of sorts. It makes the person really sick. Generally, a rabbit or fox a day is enough, but skipping blood for a few days can make blood drinkers easily drain a cow dry. I think I feel like I have already told you this before...whatever. Make sure he doesn't drink more than two of these bags a day until this "bloodlust" calms down...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*take the blood*
Okay, I'll keep an eye on him. Thank you and good bye.

*teleport back to the cabin; put the bags, except two, in a cupboard, seal the cupboard with a spell*

**Johnny, come back here. I got some blood for you.**

 

[Sgt Floyd]

***That's nice. I found a deer. I'm waiting for the perfect moment to strike***

*creeps closer to deer*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*WHAT!? ARE YOU CRAZY!? IF YOU DRAIN A DEER NOW, YOU MIGHT AS WELL START SINGING HANGOVER!**

 

[Sgt Floyd]

***Blood...***

*inches closer to deer*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

**If you don't come back now, I'll make sure the image of naked Vincent will haunt you forever in your dreams and nightmares!**