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The Creature Calamity Club

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Man: Hey, be glad I found "him" and not those crazy scientist people. They offered me a job wit them, but I turned them down when I found out they kill their specimens. I just want to observe them. Now, please leave before I have to use force
 

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*groans and starts waking up*

Man: If you are not going to leave on your own, maybe I should activate my security system
 

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I'm not leaving him alone to some random guy with unknown intentions. "Study" him? For all I know you could try to hurt him!
 

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*squeaks in surprise at the realization he's locked up*

Man *Hearing squeak*: Hmm...those darts should of had a stronger effect. Oh well.
 

Yuna Leonhart

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*also hear the squeak and run over to the glass or whatever, accidentally (or not) hitting the man with my wing*
**I'll find a way to get you out of here, I promise!**
 

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Man: Wait a minute...*grabs one of Yuna's wings and starts inspecting it* Are these real? What are you? O_0
 

Yuna Leonhart

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Hey!
*let my wings disappear*
Didn't your mother teach you to NOT grab a lady?
 

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*watches the whole thing but doesn't say anything*

Man: Whatever...I have no idea what you are, but you do appear human at least...I don't think I could lock you up...*looks over at enclosure* But that thing is clearly not human...
 

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"That thing"? "THAT THING"!?
*kick the man's jewels and hit him hard in the face*
 
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