The "Byron & Chasity" Journal

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Originally posted by Luke
Maybe Chasity's taken him hostage as her sex slave !

This would go in a thread called "Muppet Fans: Things They'd Wish Come True!"

 

[Crazy Harry]

Well, I tried. Looks like it's back to being a sarcastic **** for me.

 

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Originally posted by Crazy Harry
Well, I tried. Looks like it's back to being a sarcastic **** for me.

Wait! Y--you can try it again!

Really!

You can!

*RULLY hopin' this new-fangled "Be nice to Byron!" thing catches on *

 

[Boober_Baby]

I've always been nice to Byron!

Well, okay that's probably because I've never talked to Byron and I don't know Byron and through that I've never had the chance to actually be mean to Byron, so therefore I've always been nice to Byron! ^^;;

But maybe if I knew him I'd be mean. XP

^_^ Debo

 

[anathema]

Originally posted by Boober_Baby
But maybe if I knew him I'd be mean. XP

^_^ Debo

There's plenty of people for that already! Be different - be nice!

 

[radionate]

Originally posted by Janice & Mokey's Man
I had muh eyebrows waxed yesterday and I have two eyebrows again instead o' the Bert unibrow!

You know you can do this at home and save yourself from having to show your face in a salon. (I say something mean, but I'm trying to be nicer today)

 

[Fozzie Bear]

BYRON!!!

Originally posted by Janice & Mokey's Man

quote:
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Originally posted by Crazy Harry
Byron is taller then me but weighs less.

How was that?
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That was...pretty accurate...lol...

See, now? Just when I try to get everybody to be nice to you, you have to go and say something like that to one of them.

What am I going to do with you??!

I am just THIS far away from telling them to go ahead and be mean, but let's try it one more time...

*ahem!*

Byron is nice, he takes jokes well, smells--um--pretty (?) , and sings really, really good.

FOZ

 

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Originally posted by radionate
You know you can do this at home and save yourself from having to show your face in a salon. (I say something mean, but I'm trying to be nicer today)

I have no experience in that area---I leave it for the trained women to take care of.



(And I can't do my own hair, anyway---I wouldn't try it!)

 

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Re: BYRON!!!

Originally posted by Fozzie Bear
See, now? Just when I try to get everybody to be nice to you, you have to go and say something like that to one of them.

What am I going to do with you??!

I am just THIS far away from telling them to go ahead and be mean, but let's try it one more time...

Hey now!



I was just as "nice" to Chris as he was to me---I certainly didn't insult him!

 

[radionate]

Originally posted by Janice & Mokey's Man
I have no experience in that area---I leave it for the trained women to take care of.



(And I can't do my own hair, anyway---I wouldn't try it!)

I wasn't suggesting you cut your own hair. That would make you look sillier and dumber then you already are.

I wouldn't go bragging about having an unibrow though. That is unattractive to the ladies. Most guys don't have things waxed anyway. They take care of it themselves privately.