Just to fill in a few holes
The skit (Part One) begins with the boy (The same AM that was used to sing the 7 song/ Going To St. Ive's, again voiced by Jim) explaining how happy he is that he has a whole bag of jelly beans.
He comes across Betty Lou (voiced by Frank) who's bawling her eyes out because she lost her jellybeans.
Boy: "Well just because you lost your jellybeans, it's not that bad."
Girl: "NOT THAT BAD?!!! Have YOU ever lost your jellybeans?!!!"
Boy:" Well, no, I..."
Girl:" Then you don't know how I feel! The only way you can know how I feel is if you lost your jellybeans too!"
Boy: "Well here, why don't I give you mine? (Hands her his bag)"
Girl: "Oh, thankyouthankyouthankyou! Now I'm not sad anymore! Bye-bye!"
Boy: "Well, that makes me feel happy to know I made her happy too. And all I had to do was give her my jellybeans (Then it dawns on him what he actually did, and his mood turns sad, and soon he's crying up a storm)
I... gave her my jellybeans! But jellybeans are the greatest! Now I don't have any! SOB!!!!"
Narrator (also Frank): Will the boy ever get his jellybeans back? Tune in for the next part of The Boy and the Girl and The Jellybeans and find out.
In the next installment, the boy gets over his crying fit, and finds the little girl with his bag of jellybeans, but she's shaking with fear. She ran into a monster that wants to eat her jellybeans, and the whole encounter left her quivering with fright. Again, the girl thinks the boy is shallow, because he never experienced the same emotions as her (Nice, ain't she?).
Girl: "Have you ever had a monster try to take your jellybeans from you?"
Boy: "Well, no, I..."
Girl: "Well, then you don't know how I feel! They only way you can know how I feel is if a monster took your jellybeans from you."
And in a rare display of kindness, she gives the jellybeans back, and they are both temporarily happy.
Until the monster shows up (either Beautiful Day or Herry, or some combination of the two. Anybody have proof?) and now the boy is shaking in his boots with fear. But now the girl feels not a tremble of fright at all, and leaves the boy to confront the monster alone.
Boy: "Wow, that girl, she's really too much, isn't she? Hey, (meekly) you want some jellybeans?"
Monster: "Yum yum yum!"
Boy: "Go ahead. Enjoy them."
Monster: "Yum. Thank you!" (Plants a big wet kiss on the boy's cheek, exit Stage Right.
Boy: (Looking at the empty bag):"sigh. He ate them all... but at least I'm not afraid anymore."
Frank the narrator says something to wrap up this installment. But after another skit we'll be right back.
Part three- now the boy is mad as he can get. To lose your jellybeans once makes you sad, but to lose them twice in the same day makes you mad, believe me!
Meanwhile, the girl found her pile of jellybeans, but she's mad because she has no way to take them home (maybe put them in your pockets, perhaps?
After all, J- Joe has a pocketful of jellybeans, but that's another matter).
After venting their spleens at each other over their dire straits, it dawns on both of them, she has jellybeans, and he's got a bag to carry them in.
Girl: "I'm not mad anymore".
Boy:" I'm not either!"
Girl: (Looking lovingly in his eyes) "Would you like to come to my house for dinner?"
Boy: (Nudge, nudge, wink, wink) "What'll we have for dessert?"
Girl and Boy together: "JELLYBEANS!!!"
Girl:"Good, let's put them in the bag!"
Boy: "Okay, fine. Oh, I'm so happy! Hmmmm!"
Narrator:"And so, with jellybeans for all, the story of The Boy, and The Girl, and The Jellybeans ends happily".
And thank you Joe for your lovely piano work throughout the whole thing.