The Beauregard Thread--For Everybody Who Didn't Get A Joke

[Hubert]

Beau just hit the nail on the head. (Why do I feel he or someone else is going to make a stupid pun using that?)

And just a side note, it's funny on the main page when this thread is at the top of the Classic Muppets section, and Beau posts on it last...

 

[Beauregard]

Beau just hit the nail on the head. (Why do I feel he or someone else is going to make a stupid pun using that?)

And just a side note, it's funny on the main page when this thread is at the top of the Classic Muppets section, and Beau posts on it last...

*hits fingernail with mallet* You brought this on me!!!

(Haha, yes it does look good, "The Beauregard thread -- For...Beauregard")

 

[Hubert]

What did I tell ya?

 

[Misskermie]

Beau: Ah, yes, now I see.

Hubert: Yes, that's wierd.

 

[Beauregard]

What did I tell ya?

*hits Hubert with huge rubber mallet as well*

 

[Hubert]

*hits Hubert with huge rubber mallet as well*

Wouldn't it be funny if my last name was "Nail"?

 

[Beauregard]

Wouldn't it be funny if my last name was "Nail"?

It would be much funnier, yes, but it was worth it just for the fact that I had to dress up as Marvin Suggs in order to get away with the hit-and-run.

 

[Muppet fan 123]

Can someone please explain this joke to me? (From The Muppets)
What's the bear capital of the world?
MOSCOW!!

 

[CensoredAlso]

Can someone please explain this joke to me? (From The Muppets)
What's the bear capital of the world?
MOSCOW!!

Fozzie got it wrong. He used a cow pun for a bear joke.

 

[Muppet fan 123]

Fozzie got it wrong. He used a cow pun for a bear joke.

Seriously? That's it?