The Banter Thread

[Hubert]

Is that your excuse? Even I went to my own funeral.

So...how exactly does one conduct a half funeral? Do you have half of it and then stop? Is only half of the minister there?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I don't know. I wonder how the half-dead user sees that? They seem to have an interesting take based on personal experience...

Eh...I was too busy trying to keep myself from falling out of the tree I was hiding in.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

You know, I didn't think it was possible, but I think we hijacked a thread made because we hijacked threads

 

[D'Snowth]

Naw, that's what this thread is for: to TRY to keep us outta trouble.

The problem is one of us is naturally a big troublemaker, I don't wanna name names *cough*Sarge*cough* or point fingers *points at Sarge* but you know how it is...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Yeah but no one else is posting. I want to hear something insightful from someone else

 

[D'Snowth]

Well, this thread's open for anyone to hop in and contribute some wordplay to the mix, we just have to wait for it to catch on.

 

[Hubert]

Yeah but no one else is posting.

Ah-hem...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Ah-hem...

Would you like a hug?

 

[Hubert]

Would you like a hug?

Yes. I feel so neglected. Or will it only be a half hug?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Yes. I feel so neglected. Or will it only be a half hug?

How about a special demon hug? Its like a normal hug, except I hug you with my wings