The Banter Thread

[Hubert]

Crunchy tacos and cinnamon twists work for me. And especially free ones...

 

[beakerboy12]

*walks in, unannounced* Oooh, can I order too! I want a quesadilla and one of those Fraggle Rock book toys you have!

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*chucks quesadilla at beakerboy*

There must be more productive things to be doing than running to Taco Bell for you humans

 

[D'Snowth]

Who's complaining? You were the one who wanted more humans in this thread.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Who's complaining? You were the one who wanted more humans in this thread.

*juggles some plasma balls* Hey look! I found something productive! *loses concentration sending balls flying*

Um...yes...so...any more errands you want me to run?

 

[Hubert]

Yeah. I do. Go get me insurance against demon wing hugs. Y'know, just in case...

 

[D'Snowth]

Um...yes...so...any more errands you want me to run?

Matter of fact, there are... I want you to run by the store, and grab a loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter; then I want you to run by the dry cleaners to pick up my shirts, they should be ready; then I want you to stop by the post office and pick up any mail there may be; after that, the lawn needs mowing, and the furniture needs dusting, and the carpet needs vaccuuming, and the bathtub needs scrubbing...

Not that I would actually be like that, but can you tell I'm a southern boy?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Yeah. I do. Go get me insurance against demon wing hugs. Y'know, just in case...

Maybe we should look into insurance against stray plasma blasts too

Matter of fact, there are... I want you to run by the store, and grab a loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter; then I want you to run by the dry cleaners to pick up my shirts, they should be ready; then I want you to stop by the post office and pick up any mail there may be; after that, the lawn needs mowing, and the furniture needs dusting, and the carpet needs vaccuuming, and the bathtub needs scrubbing...

Not that I would actually be like that, but can you tell I'm a southern boy?

You know I don't have multiple arms like Stitch to carry all those things

 

[Bannanasketch]

So, I heard there was pizza...?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

The pizza was taken hostage to an unknown location. Last seen with a

big shaggy blue monster, a chipmunk wearing a green turtle neck, a bear that always hangs out with a turtle, a bunny who wouldn't shut up about aliens, an army kid carrying a teddy bear, a huge but sweet and lovable Nazi who knows nothing, and a round yellow steer

Maybe we should form a search group to look for it!