The 'Ask JimAndFrank Thread' Cause Why Not?

[JimAndFrank]

I am here to answer your questions and provide you with sub-par wisdom. How may I help my innocent little weirdos today?

 

[MikaelaMuppet]

favorite characters from sesame street?

 

[D'Snowth]

Is it true there's no such thing as Australian crystals?

 

[BlakeConor14]

What is your favourite type of spoon

I am here to answer your questions and provide you with sub-par wisdom. How may I help my innocent little weirdos today?

 

[JimAndFrank]

favorite characters from sesame street?

From what I can remember, Ernie and Big Bird.

Is it true there's no such thing as Australian crystals?

I've never heard any rumours that we don't, but I can assure you we certainly do have crystals here. Or are you referring to a different definition of crystal?

 

[D'Snowth]

I've never heard any rumours that we don't, but I can assure you we certainly do have crystals here. Or are you referring to a different definition of crystal?

Well, the reason I asked was because we had a celebrity commentary show on cable in the U.S. years ago that included Australian TV personality Wes Dening - in one segment, they're commenting on a dumb as-seen-on-TV product called the "Ms. Taken Ring," essentially a fake wedding ring for women to wear to discourage guys from hitting on them; the announcer for the infomercial said the Ms. Taken Ring featured, "a blingin' 2-karat Australian crystal," to which Wes's reaction was, "Australian crystal?! Uh-uh!"

 

[JimAndFrank]

Well, the reason I asked was because we had a celebrity commentary show on cable in the U.S. years ago that included Australian TV personality Wes Dening - in one segment, they're commenting on a dumb as-seen-on-TV product called the "Ms. Taken Ring," essentially a fake wedding ring for women to wear to discourage guys from hitting on them; the announcer for the infomercial said the Ms. Taken Ring featured, "a blingin' 2-karat Australian crystal," to which Wes's reaction was, "Australian crystal?! Uh-uh!"

Well I have no idea what Wes was on about.

 

[Pig'sSaysAdios]

I've got some questions for ya':

• Who are your favorite Muppet characters?
• In your opinion, who was the most annoying Muppet ever?
• If Steve Whitmire and Kermit had a baby together, what would be the child's name?

 

[JimAndFrank]

I've got some questions for ya':

• Who are your favorite Muppet characters?
• In your opinion, who was the most annoying Muppet ever?
• If Steve Whitmire and Kermit had a baby together, what would be the child's name?

• Lips, Kermit and Rowlf.
• Miss Piggy has been and always will be the most irritating character.
• And as odd as the last question is, I'd imagine their abomination of a lovechild would be named after Jim if it was a boy or after Steve's mother Barbara, if it were a girl.

Somehow, I don't think Melissa Whitmire would appreciate the outcome of that particular event.

 

[dwayne1115]

Will you Marry me?