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The Anti-Rant Thread

Misskermie

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:smile:: Pig Butts and I cannot lie-

NO!!! parody songs!

:smile:: That was a parody song!

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(No seriously, look up "Miss Piggy got back" on Youtube, it's hilarious!)
 

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Haha The resemblance is chillingly uncanny! based on that description anyway.
 

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The amazing coconut flan I just had. TRILLIONS of hateful calories just taste too **** good!
 

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I like waffles, pancakes, and french toast.


DOOT DOODLE DOOT, CAN'T WAIT TO GET A MOUTHFUL!!

MILKIE MILKSHAKE!!!
 

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Sir Mix-a-lot: Big butts and I cannot lie-

NO!!! Sheesh. First Kermit, now you?

I was going to say dumb songs, like this one:

MILKIE MILKSHAKE! A MILKSHAKE! MILKSHAKE IS THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD, ONE TIME I KISSED A COW AND THEN I HURLED.......

SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING.


MILKIE MILKSHAKE!
 

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OMG! If you like weird song parodies I've got a couple of recommendations!
One of them is the Literal Translation of Total Eclipse of the Heart and the other is.....^_^ LOL Hilarious and only slightly raunchy. So I can't post it on the site directly but...It's ALSO a 'mistranslation' of an Indian song. Hilarious!
 

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It's hard to find a clean one of these. Guess maybe they got into legal trouble...which is a shame cause these are amazing. I'll give you the 'clean' version with Japanese subtitles since at least the camera is steady. The second has crazy Hunger Games cam going but the subs are in english. It's an even trade.

<-- Japanese subs
<-- Shaky cam english subs!

Best line "I pull my feathered hair whenever I see floating cloth."
 
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