Woah woah woah woah WOAH. And I say woah here with a great deal of respect and politeness. But WOAH.
#10 Scooter? Really? He's been used in a great deal more situations than simply the guest opener...Remember how his uncle used to own the theatre? Remember how that meant he could twist Kermit's arm to do anything? Remember how he was frequently used by Piggy in her jealous schemes to win over Kermit? Remember how he was the bands road manager, and the "manager" of a movie theatre? Popcorn, chicken!
#9 Wayne and Wanda. Yeah, I do see your point here. They were truly one-note characters...one off-key note, no less.
#8 Dr Bunsen Honeydew. Hu ha! You even included a clip there which made me laugh outloud...He's always been the straight man to machines, gorillas and Beaker -- But he's hardly one-note or the worst Muppet, having an ever so slightly masochistic sense of humour and a laugh like no other.
#7 Mr Poodlepants. I have to agree with you here. Who even is this character?
#6 The Bears. I beg to dissagree once more! Citing the fact that Fozzie bear should be the only bear as your defence for this choice and suggesting (slyly) that they should get realistic pigs and frogs as well shows a lack of knowledge, because the show has always been filled with realistic fros, pigs, sheep, chickens and penuins along with the main cast. They were always there to fill up the background and keep things interesting. The bears fulfil the same purpose.
#5 Janice. Are you...are you really saying that witty Nurse Janice is worse than some background bears and Mr Poodlepants? That the groovalicious girl who was into organic refreshments before they were even considered mainstream is less deserving to be a part of the Muppet team than Wayne and Wanda? I shudder to think...
#4 Waldo C. Graphic. Now, I've never seen Mupepts Vision 3D, so I don't really know his character...I do, however, know he represented to Jim a step forward in technology and a great breakthrough. I have a feeling that if unfortunate events hadn't moved in, then Waldo style characters would have been much more frequent amongst the Muppet cast.
#3 Clifford. You said it yourself, Clifford is supposed to be smooth talking, hip and cool...but more importantly, he thinks of himself as smooth-talking, hip and cool and he'll go out of his way to be so -- Much as Fozzie thinks of himself as funny, Piggy thinks herself beautiful and Kermit thinks of himself as a frog (wait, no, not that last one.) But my point is...He holds the very things that make Muppets Muppets, self-believe and humour. Who else could get away with talking about...er...the things he talks about.
# Robin. Oh my...oh no you di'int! "Once one of the top social parody shows on television..." you begin, and then go about taking Robin apart...Um, mind if I mention something here...Robin IS a parody of cute, sweet, loveablness - Not to the extent that Bean Bunny is, though, because Robin has heart. Also, Robin was the first Muppet to hit #1 in the UK charts with Halfway Down the Stairs. No easy achievement for a miniature Frog. If nothing else earns him a place on the top best Muppets, that achievement in itself does!
#1 Pepe. Don't. Even. Get. Me. Started.
And I guess that's all I have to say on that
2 outta ten ain't bad!