You didn't HAVE to change the pun...I thunk it were funn-ee.
I agree, Jamie! Good call. Eye for and eye and tooth for a tooth...and after being in one of those costumes he'll lose both!
Yessiree, boy! Tape his mouth shut, tie his hands behind his back, zip him up in one of those suits in the dog days of summer, and turn him loose around a bunch of kids who just got thru eating birthday cake, ice cream, kool aid, and candy! That'll learn him!!