How do you choose there are just so many great quotes in this movie..but my all time favorite three are:
Kermit: Where did you learn to drive?
Fozzie: I took a correspondence course.
(I go to college in a very small town and I swear this is how some of the people that live in the town got their license.)
Fozzie: I'm a professional. I've had three performances.
(This is my motto..hehe..okay not really..it's very far from just starting out, even though some call me a professional puppeteer I still feel pretty amatuerish next to the giants of puppetry, especially those who have been performing for over twenty years and are really really good. I have only been performing for only eight.)
Kermit: That's pretty dangerous building a road in the middle of the street. I mean, if frogs couldn't hop, I'd be gone with the Schwin.
(How true...I found this to be an even funnier quote when someone had to tell me that Schwin was the name of that style of bike..sadly I just found that out two years ago..)
What's funny about this movie is that the mad scientist spells frog..f.o.r.g..now in a muppet show episode Fozzie types mispelled words in order to get a laugh and this was one of the words..was this referring to that or did he just mess up his line and that was the only good take..hmm everytime I see the movie this part always makes me laugh.